Next spring:
Nick:Hey Fred, you'll never believe what I found in my bird bath this morning!
Fred:What's that Nick, a dead mouse?
Nick:No, a 102" right side shed!!!
Fred:Your kiddin me! Wind damage last night? Was anything damaged in your shed? Is that a piece of the tree limb you're holding?
Nick:No............Never mind! (As he walks away he mutters) Fuggin city slickers...........
A few seconds later Nick is looking down and admiring the mammoth size shed he found not watching his step and trips over the 98" left side. He is overwhelmed with excitement....
Nick:GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY!!! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!
Fred:You alright Nick?
Nick:Yeah, found another tree limb!(mumbling under hushed breath)ya fuggin nimrod....
THE END