Urban deer that are untouchable... Fml

[Alphamax10]

 

[Bigslam51]

Holy shit! What city is that?

 

[Hortontoter]

Oh boy, I can just see a Pop-Up nestled in those shrubs and a blood trail crossing the sidewalk. My mind just works that way.

 

[finelyshedded]

Next spring:

Nick:Hey Fred, you'll never believe what I found in my bird bath this morning!

Fred:What's that Nick, a dead mouse?

Nick:No, a 102" right side shed!!!

Fred:Your kiddin me! Wind damage last night? Was anything damaged in your shed? Is that a piece of the tree limb you're holding?

Nick:No............Never mind! (As he walks away he mutters) Fuggin city slickers...........

A few seconds later Nick is looking down and admiring the mammoth size shed he found not watching his step and trips over the 98" left side. He is overwhelmed with excitement....

Nick:GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY!!! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!

Fred:You alright Nick?

Nick:Yeah, found another tree limb!(mumbling under hushed breath)ya fuggin nimrod....

THE END

 

[Diane]

Excellent, Ric! :smiley_clap:

 

[Hortontoter]

A great analogy Ric and so true.

 

[cotty16]

Funny stuff Ric!

Those bucks are unreal.

 

[Big_Holla]

Holy smokes!! Problem is, someone will likely get anxious enough to take a crack at them. Seems to happen every year.

 

[bowhunter1023]

I'm TOO much of a redneck for that situation. I'd find a way to kill that fugger!

 

[MK111]

Only if any of use could be that lucky.

 

[Hortontoter]

I'm with you, Jesse. They wouldn't be safe in my yard. I'd be getting one of them thar nuisance permits, quick ,fast and in a hurry. Nothin worse than a twenty pointer eating my prize hostas.

 

[teenbowhunter]

Lol I know how it feels. I took my dog on a walk in some little woods between my neighborhood and another one and had a 150 class 8 point bedded down with about ten does around him watching me walk past. Then I saw this guy in a small overgrown field surrounded by neighborhoods...

The old lady who owns the field got mad at me for asking to shed hunt

 

[Bigslam51]

Damn that's a monster!

 

[Diane]

The old lady who owns the field got mad at me for asking to shed hunt

Just tell her you are looking for some unusual tree limbs.

 

[Outdoorsfellar]

Amazing !

 

[yotehunter]

I'm TOO much of a redneck for that situation. I'd find a way to kill that fugger!

Lol I'm with you. WOW.

 

[Strother23]

I'm TOO much of a redneck for that situation. I'd find a way to kill that fugger!

That's my thoughts too lol.

 

[Mike]

The only problem is people get to know their neighborhood deer and when they wind up dead, they don't like it much. Especially if the animal was taken under unlawful or questionable circumstances.

 

[Alphamax10]

Next spring:

Nick:Hey Fred, you'll never believe what I found in my bird bath this morning!

Fred:What's that Nick, a dead mouse?

Nick:No, a 102" right side shed!!!

Fred:Your kiddin me! Wind damage last night? Was anything damaged in your shed? Is that a piece of the tree limb you're holding?

Nick:No............Never mind! (As he walks away he mutters) Fuggin city slickers...........

A few seconds later Nick is looking down and admiring the mammoth size shed he found not watching his step and trips over the 98" left side. He is overwhelmed with excitement....

Nick:GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY!!! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!

Fred:You alright Nick?

Nick:Yeah, found another tree limb!(mumbling under hushed breath)ya fuggin nimrod....

THE END

Hahahaha! My first thought was "I cannot wait to shed hunt the golf course across the street!"

 

[Alphamax10]

Holy shit! What city is that?

It's by Lakewood