Judge: Madam, why do you think you should have custody of this child?
Woman: Well, I brought it into this world, so I should have custody.
Judge: That's a simple enough answer and I see your point.
Judge: Sir, why do you think you should have custody of this child?
Man: If I put money into a Pepsi machine and get a Pepsi, does the Pepsi belong to me or the machine?
Woman: Well, I brought it into this world, so I should have custody.
Judge: That's a simple enough answer and I see your point.
Judge: Sir, why do you think you should have custody of this child?
Man: If I put money into a Pepsi machine and get a Pepsi, does the Pepsi belong to me or the machine?