I used to own a Hyundai 2-door hatchback. My boss always made fun of it, as he disliked anything Korean and joked about it being ran by hamsters.
One day as I was leaving work, I started it and it typically ran very quietly, but this time it had a horrible chatter/squawking noise.
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I popped the hood, stepped out and as soon as I raised the hood a fox squirrel ran out from under it.
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I thought my boss was going to piss himself, he was laughing so hard.
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After he recovered, he said, "I owe you an apology. Apparently, those Koreans have upgraded from hamsters to fox squirrels."
I carried a loaded shotgun in the car for a few weeks, in an attempt to get the varmint.
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