Looking to buy coyotes

[Jackalope]

Post #98 line 2
Someone should get shirts made.
I reread this thread…lmao.

Such a classic thread. a couple more.

Can't wait till this dude bans me again lmao you dumb mother fucking antelope

Just like I said your idiots. Or mollimoaries either way I don't fucki g like either one them kinds

 

[Sauger]

This was a good one. It's hard to beat going in a yote den though

 

[Big_Holla]

Classic as ever!

 

[Iowa_Buckeye]

I think 'jerkalope' should be added to Webster's and voted as 'new word of the year'.

Definition: Jerkalope (noun): A frozen coyote carcass price doubter.

Proper use in a sentence: 'Man you are such a jerkalope! I'll be able to flip these dead frozen dogs for at least 4 hundy. Or maybe even a couple mollimoarie'.

Or at least entered into the urban dictionary....

 

[Stressless]

20 pages... almost crying lol. Fun reread. Saw this and just had to drop it here.

 

[Tipmoose]

20 pages... almost crying lol. Fun reread. Saw this and just had to drop it here.
View attachment 190596

 

[Clay Showalter]

This thread sums up this group so well, don't come here with bullshit, you will get what is coming to ya. lol

 

["J"]

This too me sums it all up….. Nice addition Rick

 

[triple_duece]

 

[Bighoun52]

Anyone know of someone that will pay me for this stinking thing? Haha

 

[finelyshedded]

View attachment 191786Anyone know of someone that will pay me for this stinking thing? Haha

Well, we use too.

 

[Boarhead]

Damn just read through this thread again. Holy shit it was funny. Jerkalope and Twat Clowns..old Ken needs to come back for awhile so him and Joe can go a few more rounds.

 

[Sgt Fury]

Damn just read through this thread again. Holy shit it was funny. Jerkalope and Twat Clowns..old Ken needs to come back for awhile so him and Joe can go a few more rounds.

If only we knew someone that Coyote Ken took a shine TOO that could possibly talk him into coming back for an encore.

 

[giles]

If only we knew someone that Coyote Ken took a shine TOO that could possibly talk him into coming back for an encore.

@Dustinb80 called him 54 times one night.

 

[Ken burns]

Whats up jokers. I'm stull buying coyotes. I see my bro Giles is still here, and that jackassalope dude. All you other guys hit me up if you got any off color pelts and we'll make stacks.

 

[giles]

What's up dude?!

 

[Ken burns]

What's up dude?!

You know brah, out here hustlin, you're a hustler too so I know you know. Deer season is over and I'm buying skins.

 

[Jackalope]

Well well. Look what the queef blew in. You a mollimoarie yet ken? I bet you got a mad skin empire by now.

 

[giles]

You know brah, out here hustlin, you're a hustler too so I know you know. Deer season is over and I'm buying skins.

Can't let life go by. Out here doing the damn thing.

 

[Trueroots]