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Headaches

An older man goes to the doctor for headaches that he's had for years, but won't go away. The doctor puts him through several tests and tries several different medications, but to no avail. The doctor tells the older man, as a final resort, if you have a castration performed it will relieve your headaches. The older man thinks this is crazy, but has no other options to end the pain.

Immediately after the procedure the older man is amazed at the relief of no headaches. He feels like he's starting a new life and decides to celebrate by buying a new suit and going out for a nice steak dinner.

At the men's clothing store, he tells the employee that he's celebrating a special event and would like to purchase a new suit. He says that he can fix him up with a very nice suit and says that he's a size 42 jacket and has a 15" neck for a shirt. The older man is amazed at this estimate and then the employee says, for his pants he's a 34" waist and a 34" inseam. The older man says that he's correct on the waist size, but he's a 30" inseam. The employee says that there's no way he could be a 30" inseam, that would cause massive headaches. :oops: