When the Noob drank from the pee bottle I think I snorted a bit. . . And I am not a snorter. Then hardcore gargled the doe pee and I might have woke up the kids. That was great.
I met one of these guys last week. Told Brock about him. He started whipping out pics and telling me about all the acres he hunted. The conversation was somewhat one sided. Mostly because I didn't want to share. "Yeah, I hunted the 1800 acres in southern Ohio this weekend with a cameraman. He got pissed cause I passed on a 135". . . . Here are some pics of the whitetail I have shot. Oops sorry. That is a coues deer. Here is one. Sorry new phone. Don't have it figured out yet. My bad, that is my Under Armor ad. Well, here is another hunt out west. Muley. Yep. Hang on, I'll find my whitetail pics in a minute. Yeah, I'm sponsored by UA, Athens Archery, and Dodge trucks."
WTF do I follow that up with? Well . . . I told him about Garrett taking his first deer. Then I told him I was sponsored by Scent Smoker, Hank Tucker Outdoors, Skeeter Creek, and The Ohio Outdoors. Okay, the last part about my sponsors I left out. Sounded good though didn't it? lmao