A man is driving down the road at about 45 m.p.h., when a chicken runs up along side his car. 
So, he steps on the gas and gets up to 60 m.p.h. and the chicken catches up to the car and continues to run along side it.
As the chicken runs ahead of the car, he notices what he thought was 3 legs on the chicken, when suddenly it turns down a lane that ends up at a farm house. The man follows the chicken to the farm house, to a farmer standing there. The man steps out and asks the farmer if he seen a 3 legged chicken speed past here. To which the farmer says, "Yes. I raise 3 legged chickens."
The mans asks why and the farmer says that he likes chicken legs, so does his wife and so does his son. We got tired of fighting over a chicken with only 2 legs, so I started raising 3 legged chickens. The man asks, "How does the legs on a 3 legged chicken taste?"
The farmer says, "I don't know. I've never been able to catch one."
So, he steps on the gas and gets up to 60 m.p.h. and the chicken catches up to the car and continues to run along side it.
As the chicken runs ahead of the car, he notices what he thought was 3 legs on the chicken, when suddenly it turns down a lane that ends up at a farm house. The man follows the chicken to the farm house, to a farmer standing there. The man steps out and asks the farmer if he seen a 3 legged chicken speed past here. To which the farmer says, "Yes. I raise 3 legged chickens."
The mans asks why and the farmer says that he likes chicken legs, so does his wife and so does his son. We got tired of fighting over a chicken with only 2 legs, so I started raising 3 legged chickens. The man asks, "How does the legs on a 3 legged chicken taste?"
The farmer says, "I don't know. I've never been able to catch one."