quotes

This is fuggin hilarious. Some guy sings actual Mike Tyson quotes... it's surprisingly catchy, too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBkw2vtW6AE

They were doing this on 700WLW this afternoon and it was pretty entertaining. There are some great ones but a few of mine that weren't mentioned or called in are, The movie Rambo when Jesse Venturas character said after a guy informed him that he had been shot. "I don't have time to bleed". Also...

Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the greatest political sages this country has ever known. Enjoy the following: 1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works...