I got the DB error a few minutes ago. WTH is goin on around here lmao.
Yep We're gone. I just called the host to find out WTF.. Here is what they said... "There is an issue on your shared server.. The technicians are working on it, and should have it working shortly...
My response..
Is it the same incompetent technicians that "fixed" it this morning when it went down. Is it the same boneheads that worked on it last night at midnight when it went down... Is it the same idiots who took it down for 9 hours on the 24th. How about the morons that did it again on the 30th... What kind of monkeys do you have working there. I've seen IT Interns do a better job with server maintenance than this..
Sir the HG forum would be a great place to look for info on outages and maintenance...
No Buddy you know where a good place to look would be.. An email that you send your customers saying "Oh BTW valued customer. We're gonna break your shit like 5 times today over the next 24 hours, and just for giggles we're gonna break that shit again a couple more times this month... """
We'll sir. I show your site using a high percentage of resources right now.
Right now?
Yes sir.. Here are the numbers..
Are you that dumb? Seriously.. What part of "MY SITE IS DOWN" was hard for you to understand... I even told you this in the beginning.. How stupid do you think i am.. Better yet how stupid o YOU have to be to even think that will work.... How about this.. Go poke those monkeys you have working in the server room, and tell them to bring my site back up so I can get off their piece of shit host..