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Practice Makes Perfect

"J"

Git Off My Lawn
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A medical intern is doing rounds at a psychiatric hospital.

As he's walking he comes across a patient that looks like he's swinging a bat. The doctor asks what he was doing, the patient replied and said when he got out he wanted to be a professional baseball player and he was practicing his swing. The doctor was impressed and told him to keep up the good work.

He continues on his rounds and finds another patient who looks like he's swinging a golf club. Again, the doctor asks the patient what he's doing and the patient replies he wanted to be a professional golfer when he gets out and once again the doctor commends the patients tenacity.

Finally, the doctor walks up and finds a patient in a bathtub full of walnuts jerking off. The doctor in shock asks the patient what he's doing and the patient replied "I'm fucking nuts, I'm never getting out of here."