Small town Sunday everybody's going to church. It's a beautiful day out the sun's shining through the stained glass windows birds are singing. Everybody's happy and lining up in the pews when all of a sudden all hell breaks loose. The church windows get blown out the crosses break in half and the devil himself is standing at the head of the church. People start freaking out and running. There's an old man sitting in the front row calm as can be arms crossed. The devil walks up to him and asks "what makes you so strong, why aren't you scared like everyone else?" The old man replies "I've been married to your sister for 65 years".
