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hickslawns

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Welcome to TOO. I noticed you have been lurking in the shadows. Thought I saw you in a profile picture and pretty sure I saw you in the "Deer Beard" thread. Nice to see you have your own personality apart from Mao. You ever get tired of Mao dripping hot coffee or chili down your face? Just curious.
 

MAO's Beard

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It's not the hot coffee or the chili. He tried to drown me in a fish tank the other night. I need not elaborate, but it was humid...
 

bowhunter1023

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It's not the hot coffee or the chili. He tried to drown me in a fish tank the other night. I need not elaborate, but it was humid...
Who smothered who? lmao

Welcome bud. My beard was already jealous of you. If he finds our you signed up here, he's liable to get all crazy one me!
 

Mike

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Welcome Mao's beard. Do you have any tips for young beards out there. You know, beards that haven't been around the block. My beard is sooo immature.
 

MAO's Beard

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Welcome Mao's beard. Do you have any tips for young beards out there. You know, beards that haven't been around the block. My beard is sooo immature.
Well Mike, it's all about nutrition with a good beard. Things like Busch Light, Little Debbies, beef jerky and Mountain Dew really build a good root base. Also hygiene is of the upmost importance. No more than one showe, two if you have a trip to Wal-Mart in planned, a week. A good layer of dirt and grease acts as a scaffold for longer whiskers. Grooming is important also. I enjoy a good combing once a day and my secret is a little 10W-40 rubbed in throughly before bed.

Good luck turning your girly beard into something worthy of true beardom.
 

Diablo54

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Well Mike, it's all about nutrition with a good beard. Things like Busch Light, Little Debbies, beef jerky and Mountain Dew really build a good root base. Also hygiene is of the upmost importance. No more than one showe, two if you have a trip to Wal-Mart in planned, a week. A good layer of dirt and grease acts as a scaffold for longer whiskers. Grooming is important also. I enjoy a good combing once a day and my secret is a little 10W-40 rubbed in throughly before bed.

Good luck turning your girly beard into something worthy of true beardom.
Do you ever tell Mao what to do?