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formerbowhunter1023

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Did you guys ever play the "penis" game in school?

When we had substitute teachers, the game was one person would whisper "penis" to start the game. Then someone would have to say "penis" slightly louder, and so on and so forth until the gig was up. I remember starting a game one time and the next guy hollered "PENIS" at the top of his lungs. We had this old lady who was half lazy and had a worse eye than you! :D She never had a clue until we all burst into laughter. Ahhhh, to be an adolescent male again!!! :D
 

Dannmann801

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We were at Walmart this spring when the weather started gettin' warm and the girls shed their winter clothes for skimpier blouses, tank tops, etc.

My dad says "There's an awful lot of boobs out here tonite."
I says "Yeah, I noticed...been countin...and it works out to an average of two per woman...."
 

bow lady

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We were at Walmart this spring when the weather started gettin' warm and the girls shed their winter clothes for skimpier blouses, tank tops, etc.

My dad says "There's an awful lot of boobs out here tonite."
I says "Yeah, I noticed...been countin...and it works out to an average of two per woman...."

Are you a math teacher, you sure seem to know division!
 

Beentown

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It is 1:15 am and I am not tired at all. Gotta be in Pataskala at 8am to stain a guys driveway...I should say screw it and go fishin all night. No where good to fish between here and there that I know of for catfish.

Beentown:smiley_cowboy:
 

Dannmann801

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I stained the neighbor's driveway when I peed on his new rims.

You guys need to get some sleep.

I need a day/weekend off with nothing to do. <sigh> I'm gettin punchy.
 

Riverdude

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Hey Dannmann, I could really say something about that Avitar Photo but it would be best if I say "Nothing". :smiley_bagonhead:
 

rrr

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Long story but I'm thinking of starting a feud with someone. Step one was tonight throwing a nearly full spit bottle into his yard.

It got me thinking. Does anyone think that round-up water balloons would be sweet into someone's yard?
 

Dannmann801

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It got me thinking. Does anyone think that round-up water balloons would be sweet into someone's yard?

Too hard to fill. Plus leaves evidence.
Get yerself an old ice cube tray, freeze it. Easier to throw, and the evidence melts away.

(Kids - don't try this at home)
 

hickslawns

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Does anyone think that round-up water balloons would be sweet into someone's yard?

We have a setup which used to be on one of our older trucks which had a 30' boom and a "right of way sprayer" on the passenger side. All the controls in the cab to operate the boom and sprayer. The sprayer was awesome for vegetation control in ditches or for total kill in old equipment yards. It would really shoot out there in a fan pattern about 30'. The threat was always to fire it up one night and drive around killing the first 20-30' of someone's lawn if they hadn't paid up. I had a list of people I would have loved to try it out on, but that just isn't me. There is a preacher man in town that screws over everyone he hires. Thought crossed my mind many times about trying it out on his lawn. Lied through his gold teeth. I figured if you preach on Sunday and screw people the rest of the week, then he has his coming in the end. Not my place to serve him justice. Temptation to use it was tough to fight though.