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My stupid pet peeves.

JC HUNTER

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Oh man Horton, I would've lost my shit! But the way your wife handled it was perfect. You definitely have a keeper.
 

Jackalope

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Back to school commercials. Advertisements visually targeting kids but verbally targeting adults. They're annoying as hell and thick as fleas.
 

Riverdude

The Happy Hunting Grounds Beyond
Supporting Member
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Ashtabula, Ohio
Not sure if this has been posted. People that plow their driveways in the winter and push it across the main road your driving on and leaving half of the snow in your path of travel. :tantrum:
 

Jackalope

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Hey John. We got to get our crops.
Yeah man but its wet.
Oh well just put these wheel extensions on and add two more wheels.
Yeah but wont we take up both lanes on a state route highway.
Yeah but fuck em
Isn't that considered a wide load that needs flagging and an escort.
Probably but fuck em we're farmers, we get away with shit.
Hey john. Thats a long line of traffic that can't pass.
Meh fuck em we're only going 5 miles.
Yeah but john we're only going 12 mph. Thats like 25 minutes.
Yeah but fuck em. We feed America. Har har.
Hey john. How do we get away with going less than half the minimum speed limit.
I told you. We're farmers. Fuck em we get away with it.
Hey john. What is it be nice if we pulled over and let people pass us.
Nah fuck em. we feed America har har.
But john. Isn't it true that the 40% of this grain is for industrial use like ethanol, 36% for animal food, the rest exported, and almost none of it is for human consumption.
Shut up bobby and keep driving, only 20 more minutes to go. We feed America.

 

Bigslam51

Dignitary Member
Supporting Member
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Stark County
Hey John. We got to get our crops.
Yeah man but its wet.
Oh well just put these wheel extensions on and add two more wheels.
Yeah but wont we take up both lanes on a state route highway.
Yeah but fuck em
Isn't that considered a wide load that needs flagging and an escort.
Probably but fuck em we're farmers, we get away with shit.
Hey john. Thats a long line of traffic that can't pass.
Meh fuck em we're only going 5 miles.
Yeah but john we're only going 12 mph. Thats like 25 minutes.
Yeah but fuck em. We feed America. Har har.
Hey john. How do we get away with going less than half the minimum speed limit.
I told you. We're farmers. Fuck em we get away with it.
Hey john. What is it be nice if we pulled over and let people pass us.
Nah fuck em. we feed America har har.
But john. Isn't it true that the 40% of this grain is for industrial use like ethanol, 36% for animal food, the rest exported, and almost none of it is for human consumption.
Shut up bobby and keep driving, only 20 more minutes to go. We feed America.

You got plenty of room before you're in the ditch! 😂😂
 

"J"

Git Off My Lawn
Supporting Member
56,735
274
North Carolina
ASPCA commercials.

Yeah, let’s put dogs out in the cold, chained with the heaviest fucking chain we can find attached too a 3” dia ring to a collar while they shiver .... Fucking dipshits.

I don’t condone animal abuse but I don’t condone a charity capitalizing on it either.
 

bowhunter1023

Owner/Operator
Staff member
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Appalachia
Some people shouldn't have pets. Some people shouldn't make babies either. We'd be better off as a culture if we had 5 minute commercials on that topic...