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jagermeister

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Sounds to me like she just needs some D. I bet if you take her to pound town real good she won't bitch at you for the remainder of bow season.
 

MK111

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Damn never had this problem in almost 52 yrs being married to the same wife.
I live by the code of, if I thinks it's a good idea, it's legal, it's not immoral, I have the extra cash, then I just do it. Everyone just has to get over me doing it without asking first. Works for me.
 

xbowguy

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Dave, your wife seems like a very sweet girl that has some reasoning about her. Try this: Tell her "I am going hunting tonight. Then there is going to be some serious sex happening. If the hunting idea goes well, I am going to give you the first chance on the serious sex!" You just got to sugar coat it....kinda like Willy Wonka. :smiley_coolpeace:
 

giles

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Dave, your wife seems like a very sweet girl that has some reasoning about her. Try this: Tell her "I am going hunting tonight. Then there is going to be some serious sex happening. If the hunting idea goes well, I am going to give you the first chance on the serious sex!" You just got to sugar coat it....kinda like Willy Wonka. :smiley_coolpeace:

Lol, Rick you are the only one that's every met her. Do you think see might see through my shit? Hahaha! She'd tell me "you and the dog enjoy yourselves tonight!"
 

xbowguy

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Lol, Rick you are the only one that's every met her. Do you think see might see through my shit? Hahaha! She'd tell me "you and the dog enjoy yourselves tonight!"

OK...She gonna punch ya. At least you will feel justified to go hunting!rotflmao
 

giles

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So I just got ready for work and looked out the back towards THE corn pile and seen some movement in the woods. Turned out to be a couple of younger bucks. And boy did they put on a show! Ended up being and all out battle. I was so shocked that I didn't even think about pulling out my phone to video it. I've never seen deer battle this late. Could they if been fighting over the food? I know the late season rut is going on, but I've never seen the bucks get aggressive. Damn work...could be an interested evening here at my place. Leaving the crossbow with my wife, locked and cocked!
 

giles

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The one looked like a cat. Back all arched up and side stepping! I keep seeing it on repeat in my head, way cool!

And my kind is also playing the "shoulda coulda" bullshit.
 

finelyshedded

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Cool stuff Dave! We're they fighting over the pile or was there a young doe coming in heat around there?
 
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