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Strouds 2015 - October 16-17-18

I will...

  • Be there.

    Votes: 6 31.6%
  • Not be there.

    Votes: 4 21.1%
  • Will say I'll be there, then bail.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Will be a last minute decision.

    Votes: 9 47.4%

  • Total voters
    19

Dannmann801

Dignitary Member
Supporting Member
10,640
191
Springboro
Dan…I just wanted to let you know that my wife made me two bologna sandwiches for my lunch today. I'm freaking starving right now because I threw them both in the trash! Then I had to try and explain to the guys at work why… They also thought it was funny (also made it "awkward"). I'm not sure how long it's gonna take me to eat another sandwich without getting grossed out.

So I read this post early this morning and felt bad all day for causing you to be unable to eat lunch. I was so burdened that I went to the park at lunch to pray about it. The Lord immediately lifted my burden and told me that your having a weak stomach was NOT my fault, and that He's disappointed that you would 1) waste food 2) fail to appreciate bologna and mayonnaise (two of His favorite creations) and 3) take your wife's hard work for granted. He said that there are starving children in Africa who'd love to have a bologna sandwich and there are love-starved hillbilly men in SE Ohio who'd love to have a wife make them a sandwich. He says you should count your blessings, and you owe both Him and your wife an apology.

On the plus side, He said one thing he really loves about you is your thirst for knowledge and your search for truth, and your ball-busting TOO brothers should leave you alone - He wholly supports the idea of you sticking your head in a coyote den. Amen.






(Forgive me Lord and bless all the little pigmy children) :smiley_crocodile:
 

Beentown

Dignitary Member
Supporting Member
15,740
154
Sunbury, OH
So I read this post early this morning and felt bad all day for causing you to be unable to eat lunch. I was so burdened that I went to the park at lunch to pray about it. The Lord immediately lifted my burden and told me that your having a weak stomach was NOT my fault, and that He's disappointed that you would 1) waste food 2) fail to appreciate bologna and mayonnaise (two of His favorite creations) and 3) take your wife's hard work for granted. He said that there are starving children in Africa who'd love to have a bologna sandwich and there are love-starved hillbilly men in SE Ohio who'd love to have a wife make them a sandwich. He says you should count your blessings, and you owe both Him and your wife an apology.

On the plus side, He said one thing he really loves about you is your thirst for knowledge and your search for truth, and your ball-busting TOO brothers should leave you alone - He wholly supports the idea of you sticking your head in a coyote den. Amen.






(Forgive me Lord and bless all the little pigmy children) :smiley_crocodile:
Ha! Thank you Baby Jesus for blessing Dan with that wit!
 

"J"

Git Off My Lawn
Supporting Member
56,741
274
North Carolina
Well all that food and drink caught up too me today.... Guts are churning and colon is spitting lol.... Damn good time, but I'm paying for it today lol.... Gonna try too sit on something other than a commode this evening....
 

Hoytmania

Dignitary Member
Supporting Member
11,518
167
Gods Country
So I read this post early this morning and felt bad all day for causing you to be unable to eat lunch. I was so burdened that I went to the park at lunch to pray about it. The Lord immediately lifted my burden and told me that your having a weak stomach was NOT my fault, and that He's disappointed that you would 1) waste food 2) fail to appreciate bologna and mayonnaise (two of His favorite creations) and 3) take your wife's hard work for granted. He said that there are starving children in Africa who'd love to have a bologna sandwich and there are love-starved hillbilly men in SE Ohio who'd love to have a wife make them a sandwich. He says you should count your blessings, and you owe both Him and your wife an apology.

On the plus side, He said one thing he really loves about you is your thirst for knowledge and your search for truth, and your ball-busting TOO brothers should leave you alone - He wholly supports the idea of you sticking your head in a coyote den. Amen.






(Forgive me Lord and bless all the little pigmy children) :smiley_crocodile:
HOLY FUGGIN SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO[emoji23]
 

Dustinb80

#FACKCANCER
Supporting Member
18,172
187
S.W. Ohio
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Someone mentioned something about a bulldog eating mayonnaise. Lmao