Growing up sucks
- Thread starter Tree Monkey
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There is just something about knives...:smiley_coolpeace: And nurses... And...
Two problems for me actually. I would be worried about poppin a chub lol
I would also be worried about the other part...shriveled up from being nervous. I imagine it would be worse than jumping in a cold pool. OR's are notoriously cold anywho. I don't think I would actually worry about it but the thoughts are there. I am juvenile more often than I should be.
Beentown
Two problems for me actually. I would be worried about poppin a chub lol
I would also be worried about the other part...shriveled up from being nervous. I imagine it would be worse than jumping in a cold pool. OR's are notoriously cold anywho. I don't think I would actually worry about it but the thoughts are there. I am juvenile more often than I should be.
Beentown
Shit, I knew something was wrong. I guess I am gay. Whats up sailor? (with a lisp)
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rgecko23
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beener, you werent "that guy" at football who got a chuubby when we got physicals are you? hahahahahahaha
This period.. hornier thing is so true! Why?!?!? Sometimes I just have to give in and it looks like a murder scene in my bedroom. :smiley_bond:
I was petrified I'd pop a woody! Kinda like George Costanza going to the male masseuse. "I think it moved."
Physicals were at the doctors office. One time I had a female nurse do it when I was a teenager because my Doc was backed up. She was a Cougar and it took everything in my power to tame the one eyed pocket rocket. She turned around to wash up and I was tempted to slam it in a drawer.
Beentown
I don't mind mine (wifes actually) but don't wanna hear about yours...just sayin lol
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Buckmaster
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Milo
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thats the funniest shit i have read in a long time.....lmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmao
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Okay, it's okay to wade the red river as long as you don't drink from it.... Just sayin..... Double.... Dang......
Matt
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