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Good news Bad news

finelyshedded

You know what!!!
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A doctor walks into a terminally ill patients room and says, Well sir, I've got good news and bad news for you today.

The patient says, well if you don't mind lets hear the bad news first.

The doctor said, well you have 4 stage cancer and it had spread all over your body and you have less than a couple of weeks to live...

The patient says, You're kidding! What could be the good news!

The doctor said, You know that nurse who has been giving you your meds everyday for the past month? The guys said, yeah?

Doctor says, Well I'm fucking her.....rotflmao

Saw this on the National Lampoons Dirty Movie today and it made me chuckle.