A Californian and an Arizonian were Elk hunting in the
Arizona mountains
when an illegal alien runs across a clearing.
The Arizonian takes careful aim, shoots, and kills him!
"You can't do that!" cried the Californian.
"It's legal here in Arizona," replies the Arizonian.
Later that night the Californian goes to town to buy some
beer from
Wal-Mart. He puts the beer on the roof of his truck and
while he's
making room behind the seat, an illegal alien runs by, grabs
the beer,
and runs away.
The Californian draws his pistol, shoots, and kills him.
As he is retrieving his beer the police come and arrest him.
"But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in
Arizona !"
protests the Californian.
"Well yeah," says the cop, "but you can't use bait."
Arizona mountains
when an illegal alien runs across a clearing.
The Arizonian takes careful aim, shoots, and kills him!
"You can't do that!" cried the Californian.
"It's legal here in Arizona," replies the Arizonian.
Later that night the Californian goes to town to buy some
beer from
Wal-Mart. He puts the beer on the roof of his truck and
while he's
making room behind the seat, an illegal alien runs by, grabs
the beer,
and runs away.
The Californian draws his pistol, shoots, and kills him.
As he is retrieving his beer the police come and arrest him.
"But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in
Arizona !"
protests the Californian.
"Well yeah," says the cop, "but you can't use bait."
