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Hair Growth

aholdren

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Queer goes for his yearly check up and tells the Doc he'd like to get some more chest hair growing without taking any pills or shots. The Doc thinks for a minute and tells him he should try rubbing Vasoline on his chest before he goes to bed at night and it will help him with his new hair growth on his chest.

That night before he goes to bed, he applies a coat of Vasoline on his chest and crawls in bed with his fag buddy. The buddy wraps his arm around the Queer and quickly pulls it back and say's, "why the hell have you got Vasoline all over your chest?", and the Queer quickly tells him it's because the Doc told him it would promote hair growth which he wanted. The fag buddy tells the Queer that the Doc has lied to him and when the Queer asks "how the hell do you know he's lying to me?", his buddy replies "If Vasoline promotes hair growth then you'd have a 14" ponytail hanging out your ass!