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Phone Bills.....

"J"

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George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and
go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is
for.



The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.



Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he
is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so
Putin writes him a check.



Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.
When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million
dollars, so she writes him a check.



Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.
When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.



When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil
why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.



The devil smiles and replies:



" Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so
it's a local call."
 

Ohiosam

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