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Grandma's Birth Control Pills

A doctor that had been seeing an 80 year old woman, for most of her life, finally retired.

At her next check up, the new doctor told her to bring a list of her medications that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through some of these, his eyes grew wide as he realized that she had a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL PILLS?"

"Yes. They help me sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you that there's absolutely NOTHING in these pills that could help you sleep."

She reached out and patted the yound doctor's knee and said, "Yes, dear, I know that. However, every morning I crush one up and mix it up in my 16 year old granddaughter's orange juice, that she drinks. Trust me, I sleep very well at night."