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Boating Safety, Stay safe out there.

willcfish

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We had four seperate water fatalities here last weekend.
Wear your life jackets and leave the booze on shore.
Use a plastic pitcher to pee into and a 5 gallon pail for the ladies.
Half the drownings of men he has his zipper down when pulled out from peeing over the side of the boat. Slippin and hittin his head.
For Duck Hunters it's even worse because of the clothes and water temps.
No. I'm not your mother but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Have to laugh to keep from cryin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc9bj-x4N3s
 
If a man is too stupid to take a pee bottle, knowing darn good and well that he's going fishing...or doesn't have enough hose to reach over the side of the boat and falls in, well, you get what you get. :smiley_armscrossed: You can't fix stupid...it's just nature's way of thinning out the herd. :smiley_crocodile:

Bowhunter57
 

willcfish

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Thanks for the comments. I like them all in their own way. That's what makes this so fun. :smiley_clap: