Barrack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and Oprah Winfrey are sitting in the same aisle on an airplane. Obama gets out his wallet, pulls out a $100 bill, and says, "You know what? I could throw this $100 bill out the window of this plane and make an American very happy."
"Oh yeah?" says Hillary. She gets out her wallet and pulls out ten $10 bills. "I could throw this out the window and make ten Ameri...cans very happy."
"I have you both beat!" says Oprah. She gets out 100 $1 bills and says, "I could throw all these out the window and make 100 Americans very happy!"
As it's the middle of the flight and time to serve drinks, the flight attendant walks by, hearing their conversation. Then she says, "I could throw all three of y'all out the window and make 56 million Americans very happy."
"Oh yeah?" says Hillary. She gets out her wallet and pulls out ten $10 bills. "I could throw this out the window and make ten Ameri...cans very happy."
"I have you both beat!" says Oprah. She gets out 100 $1 bills and says, "I could throw all these out the window and make 100 Americans very happy!"
As it's the middle of the flight and time to serve drinks, the flight attendant walks by, hearing their conversation. Then she says, "I could throw all three of y'all out the window and make 56 million Americans very happy."