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man down! man down!

Tree Monkey

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Couldn't sleep this morning thougt I would squeeze a quicky in thought Ihad a good chance but the wifey shot me down with the" leave me the fug alone" ....I slowly backed off and got ready for work...lol I will keep trying though she will give in some time.
 

Gern186

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NW Ohio Tundra
Nice try, just stick your junk about 1" from her face and wake her up with a tap tap tap on the nose! Maybe that will work for you next time:smiley_chinrub:
 

hickslawns

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Mushroom tattoo on her forehead. Try that next time she shoots you down. You might not have to worry about trying again for a good while.
 

Jackalope

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After some fun I used to tap mine on the forehead, chin, and both cheeks and say bless you... Too much... Too far... Yeah I'm going to hell...