Ok people, LISTEN UP!! Make sure your turkey is approved by the FDA, the fryer is approved by the DHS, your family is searched by the TSA, the wine is approved by the BATF, anyone driving in is coming in a DOT approved car, your stuffing only has USDA approved ingredients, the wood the table is made out of is approved by ICE, the tv show you watch after your meal is FCC approved, and if your turkey was caught by you that it was approved by the FWC... otherwise the Feds are coming after you! Did I miss anything?
Have a Happy Thanksgiving!
Have a Happy Thanksgiving!
