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camofry

*Supporting Member*
> To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
>
> Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T.
>
> I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I
> hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend,
> threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and
> earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important
> message.
>
> First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to
> actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket..
> The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason..
> my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a
> Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber Custom
> Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder
> holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very
> intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!
>
> I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with
> crap in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I
> made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented
> you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
>
> After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I
> explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up
> my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on
> your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was
> extremely grateful!
>
> I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with
> all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
>
> I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at
> the curb ..... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the
> entire driver's side of the car.
>
> Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office
> and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.
>
> The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while
> he traced your number etc.).
>
> ;In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel
> this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your
> threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these
> rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the
> opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've
> chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.
> Have a good day!
>
> Thoughtfully yours, Semper Fi,
>
> Alex
 

matt hougan

Junior Member
338
0
Dayton area
Im skeptical.... Credit card fraud is a felony. Besided how many people who commit armed robery have a credit card much one that can buy an entire gas station gas. I'm calling BS
 

Schu72

Well-Known Member
3,864
113
Streetsboro
Im skeptical.... Credit card fraud is a felony. Besided how many people who commit armed robery have a credit card much one that can buy an entire gas station gas. I'm calling BS

Nice work detective...why do you think this was in the "jokes" forum?:smiley_blackeye: