An atheist is walking to his deerstand when he realizes he left his rifle in the truck. So he starts walking back when he's attacked by a grizzly! He starts praying to God to help him, God says you have denied me all of ur life & now you want my help? So the man says, ok then, if u won't make me a Christian, make the bear a Christian! At that moment the bear rolls him up on the ground, puts his hands together & says, father, thank u for this meal I'm about to receive.rotflmao