Obama was jogging; tripped and fell off a bridge in the creek below. 3 kids fishing rescue him. Grateful, he offers them whatever they want.1st kid, I wanna go to Disneyland, Barrack said, I'll take ya on Air Force One. 2nd kid,I want a new pair Air Jordans. Obama says I'll get them for ya, and M. Jordan sign them. 3rd kid,I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo. Obama perplexed, you don't look handicapped. Kid, "I will be when dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning"