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Movie sex

Ohiosam

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My wife says to me the other night

"How come we don't make love like they do
in the movies?”

So I bent her over the table, slapped her on each ass cheek a dozen times, grabbed
her by the hair and yanked her neck back so she’d be forced to watch me jackhammer her from behind, then flipped her over and came on her face....

Turns out we don't watch the same movies.
 

Jackalope

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My wife says to me the other night

"How come we don't make love like they do
in the movies?”

So I bent her over the table, slapped her on each ass cheek a dozen times, grabbed
her by the hair and yanked her neck back so she’d be forced to watch me jackhammer her from behind, then flipped her over and came on her face....

Turns out we don't watch the same movies.

Isn't that how everyone does it. :smiley_confused_vra