Dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it at dinner. :smiley_chinrub:
"Son, where were you today?"
The son says, "At school, dad." The robot slaps the son. "OK, OK, I watched a DVD at my friend's house!"
"What DVD?"
"Toy story." The robot slaps the son, again. "OK, OK, it was porn," cries the son!"
"What! When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was," says the dad. The robot slaps dad.
Mom laughs, "Ha, ha, ha! He's certainly is your son." The robot slaps mom. :smiley_clap:
He decides to test it at dinner. :smiley_chinrub:
"Son, where were you today?"
The son says, "At school, dad." The robot slaps the son. "OK, OK, I watched a DVD at my friend's house!"
"What DVD?"
"Toy story." The robot slaps the son, again. "OK, OK, it was porn," cries the son!"
"What! When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was," says the dad. The robot slaps dad.
Mom laughs, "Ha, ha, ha! He's certainly is your son." The robot slaps mom. :smiley_clap:
