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Alex (Triple88) and I went to a local watering hole again last night. Met some interesting people... There was Mullet man AKA Billy Ray, George Lopez's Mom, Cowboy Bob, Turkey Hunter, and Drunk passed out dude on a bar stool. Alex has pics of some of them..
Mullet man was drunk as a skunk.. Stumbling around the bar slurring to people, Dancing alone he just basically never quit moving... Being the good guy I am i went to the bar to buy mullet man a drink, it was there the bar lady told me others had been calling him Billy Ray. "1 Wild turkey for me and 1 for my buddy mullet man" i told the lady.. She laughed and poured his about a double. It was then on Mullet man was a goner.. He would dance alone which was really just a glorified stumble...
Turkey hunter had a green shirt that said "turkey Hunter".. He was fuggin big time.. lmao.. Said he called in 22 turkeys last year, and shot a bearded hen with a 9 inch beard.. Turkey hunter was putting the moves on George Lopez's mom.. Him and her were freak dancing it up on the dance floor... George Lopez's mom was so drunk she could barely stand... But wait here comes Mullet man to dance some more... Oh no look out! it's a dance off between turkey hunter and billy ray for Ms Lopez.. Tehy reminded me of two Tom Turkeys strutting for a hen. Except they're all plastered.. lmao...
Look at these dudes that just walked in, it's Cowboy bob and his crew... We're talking hats, vest, boots, the whole 9! Right down to the fuggin Spurs.. Yes.. I said Spurs.. Cowboy bob and his crew are fuggin badass and they know it. lmao...
What.. What... What's this... OSU just lost to KY........ A resounding AWWWWWWWWWWW and SHIT goes across the Bar.... Except for the one SEC fan / OSU hater... What's he doing? Standing in the middle of the bar Jumping up and down laughing at the tip of his lungs "HA HA HA HA" and flipping them all off... One guy says to me "You a KY fan" "Nope, just hate OSU" "You don't gotta be a prick about it" I replied "we're all pricks about it no matter the team" "yeah, but your a jackass" I about fell out laughing. Jackassaslop strikes again.. Oh look.. Turkey hunter and Ms, lopez are making out.. WITH TONGUE.. Ewwwwwwwww....
Sitting there talking with Alex.. Here comes some lady whom i didn't have a name for yet.. Not attractive and prolly in her late 40's early 50's... Yes i said late 40's early 50's.... She's all talking to me, rubbing her ass on me while I'm sitting there on the stool, bumping her tits "accidentally" on me... I' trying to contain my laughter and talk with her politely... But she wants the dick and isn't making any qualms about it.. lmao Toby Keith comes on and she's like Ohhhhh, that's my MAN!" ANd she starts about how she loves Toby Keith... WTF Another errant boob just hit me on my shoulder... I get a text from Alex who is just right across the table... ""Blah Blah Bla oh my god... Toby Keith.. I'm a honey badger.. fuck it" rotflmaorotflmaorotflmao.. She was then on known as "Honey Badger" She eventually left me alone and went back to her table .. But Billy Ray saw it, and here he comes and just stands there beside her... He was doing the creep all over the bar.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0
Mullet man was drunk as a skunk.. Stumbling around the bar slurring to people, Dancing alone he just basically never quit moving... Being the good guy I am i went to the bar to buy mullet man a drink, it was there the bar lady told me others had been calling him Billy Ray. "1 Wild turkey for me and 1 for my buddy mullet man" i told the lady.. She laughed and poured his about a double. It was then on Mullet man was a goner.. He would dance alone which was really just a glorified stumble...
Turkey hunter had a green shirt that said "turkey Hunter".. He was fuggin big time.. lmao.. Said he called in 22 turkeys last year, and shot a bearded hen with a 9 inch beard.. Turkey hunter was putting the moves on George Lopez's mom.. Him and her were freak dancing it up on the dance floor... George Lopez's mom was so drunk she could barely stand... But wait here comes Mullet man to dance some more... Oh no look out! it's a dance off between turkey hunter and billy ray for Ms Lopez.. Tehy reminded me of two Tom Turkeys strutting for a hen. Except they're all plastered.. lmao...
Look at these dudes that just walked in, it's Cowboy bob and his crew... We're talking hats, vest, boots, the whole 9! Right down to the fuggin Spurs.. Yes.. I said Spurs.. Cowboy bob and his crew are fuggin badass and they know it. lmao...
What.. What... What's this... OSU just lost to KY........ A resounding AWWWWWWWWWWW and SHIT goes across the Bar.... Except for the one SEC fan / OSU hater... What's he doing? Standing in the middle of the bar Jumping up and down laughing at the tip of his lungs "HA HA HA HA" and flipping them all off... One guy says to me "You a KY fan" "Nope, just hate OSU" "You don't gotta be a prick about it" I replied "we're all pricks about it no matter the team" "yeah, but your a jackass" I about fell out laughing. Jackassaslop strikes again.. Oh look.. Turkey hunter and Ms, lopez are making out.. WITH TONGUE.. Ewwwwwwwww....
Sitting there talking with Alex.. Here comes some lady whom i didn't have a name for yet.. Not attractive and prolly in her late 40's early 50's... Yes i said late 40's early 50's.... She's all talking to me, rubbing her ass on me while I'm sitting there on the stool, bumping her tits "accidentally" on me... I' trying to contain my laughter and talk with her politely... But she wants the dick and isn't making any qualms about it.. lmao Toby Keith comes on and she's like Ohhhhh, that's my MAN!" ANd she starts about how she loves Toby Keith... WTF Another errant boob just hit me on my shoulder... I get a text from Alex who is just right across the table... ""Blah Blah Bla oh my god... Toby Keith.. I'm a honey badger.. fuck it" rotflmaorotflmaorotflmao.. She was then on known as "Honey Badger" She eventually left me alone and went back to her table .. But Billy Ray saw it, and here he comes and just stands there beside her... He was doing the creep all over the bar.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0