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Ex wife

Outdoorsfellar

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Brad finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon,

he was welding some stuff in the garage just for fun.

His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally spoke,

“Honey, I’ve just been thinking, now that we are married maybe it’s time

you quit spending all your time out here in the shop.

You probably should just consider selling all your tools along

with your gun collection and that stupid vintage Harley.”

Tom got a horrified look on his face and began choking.

She said, “Honey, what’s wrong?”

He replied,

“There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex-wife.”

“Ex-wife!” she screamed,

“YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!”

Tom replied: “I wasn’t.”
 

MK111

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LOL. I knew a guy that was told that just before the wedding. He sold everything and never seen him again. Always wondered how it worked out. My son and I told him it wasn't going to get any better.
 

hickslawns

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LOL. I knew a guy that was told that just before the wedding. He sold everything and never seen him again. Always wondered how it worked out. My son and I told him it wasn't going to get any better.

Probably had a massive coronary by the age of 40. . . .Because he WANTED to!