A farmer went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne..
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The woman sitting next to him said, 'How about that? I just ordered champagne
too!'
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'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I'm
celebrating.'.
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This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the
woman.'
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'What a coincidence!' said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added: 'What
are you celebrating?'
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'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist
told me that I am pregnant!'
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'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and all last year my
hens were infertile,
but today they are all laying eggs again.'
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'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become
fertile?'
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'I used a different cock,' he replied.
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The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said 'what a coincidence!'
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The woman sitting next to him said, 'How about that? I just ordered champagne
too!'
*
'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I'm
celebrating.'.
*
This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the
woman.'
*
'What a coincidence!' said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added: 'What
are you celebrating?'
*
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist
told me that I am pregnant!'
*
'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and all last year my
hens were infertile,
but today they are all laying eggs again.'
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'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become
fertile?'
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'I used a different cock,' he replied.
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The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said 'what a coincidence!'
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