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If we left our pumpkins out on the steps the moose would climb up to eat them. Want to talk about LOUD! The wife woke me up one night..."did you hear that?! Someone's trying to break down the front door" I can unglued grabbing two guns and headed towards the front door naked. Blew the door open and scared the shit out both of us. I'm sure glad she ran off, that would been embarrassing..."man mauled by cow moose in his living room, naked" lmao
If we left our pumpkins out on the steps the moose would climb up to eat them. Want to talk about LOUD! The wife woke me up one night..."did you hear that?! Someone's trying to break down the front door" I can unglued grabbing two guns and headed towards the front door naked. Blew the door open and scared the shit out both of us. I'm sure glad she ran off, that would been embarrassing..."man mauled by cow moose in his living room, naked" lmao
But..... If it were too happen too anyone we knew..... It'd of been you lmao.....