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Ambidextrous Golofer

Outdoorsfellar

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A group of men live and die for
their Saturdaymorning golf game.

One transferred to another city and they're lost
without him.

A new woman joins their Club. When she hears the
guys talking about their golf round, she says, "I played
on my college's golf team. I was pretty good.

Do you mind if I join you next week? "

No one wants to say 'yes', but they're on the spot.
Finally, one man says,

"Okay, but we start at 6:30 am." He figures the
early tee-time will discourage her.

The woman says this may be a problem, and asks if
she can be up to 15 minutes late.


They roll their eyes, but say, "Okay."

She's there at 6:30 am sharp, and beats all of them
with an eyeopening 2-under-par round.
She's fun and pleasant, and the guys are impressed.

They congratulate her and invite her back the next week.


She smiles, and says, "I'll be there at 6:30 or 6:45."

The next week she again shows up at 6:30 sharp. Only
this time, she plays left-handed.

The three guys are incredulous as she still beats
them with an even-par round, despite playing with her
off-hand.

They're totally amazed. They can’t figure her out.
She's very pleasant and a gracious winner.
They invite her back again, but each man harbours a
burning desire to beat her.

The third week, she's 15 minutes late, which
irritates the guys.

This week she plays right-handed, and narrowly beats
all three of them.

The men grumble that her late arrival is petty
gamesmanship on her part.
However, she's so charming and complimentary of
their strong play, they can't hold a grudge.
This woman is a riddle no one can figure out. They
have a couple of beers in the Clubhouse,
and finally, one of the men asks her,
"How do you decide if you're going to golf
right-handed or left-handed?"


The lady blushes, and grins. "When my Dad taught me
to play golf, I learned I was ambidextrous," she replies. "I like
to switch back and forth.


When I got married after college, I discovered my
husband always sleeps in the nude.

From then on, I developed a silly habit.

Right before I leave in the morning for golf
practice, I pull the covers off him.

If his pecker points to the right, I golf
right-handed; if it points to the left, I golf left
handed."


The guys think this is hysterical. Astonished at
this bizarre information, one of the guys says,

"What if it's pointing straight up?"

She says, "Then, I'm fifteen minutes late.
 
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