Stole this off of Tad: Ron White say's it best (As always).....
Memorial Day: I do not take the observation lightly. I know that it is to remember those in service who have sacrificed their lives. However, due to the advancements in technology, these brave men and women live through injuries that you cannot imagine. I have seen these injuries first hand; not only physical but mental injuries that are a bi-product of war. Please allow me to thank them while they are still alive. Or, if that's not OK with you, you can fuck off.