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"J"

Git Off My Lawn
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While I was cutting my grass today, A car pulled up to the house and a rather " Large Lady " came out to talk to me. She asked, " How to I get to 265 "?

After thinking about it for 10 seconds or so, I said " Well, maybe you could lay off the Pizzas, Burgers and Fast food for awhile and shut that bloody hole in your face.. Maybe hit the gym for a few hours a day, or get your stomach stapled!!! She mumbled a few choice words, punched me in the nose and then drove off.. Not even one thank you.... Geezzzz..

My surgery is scheduled for Wednesday..