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Dumbass attack!

giles

Cull buck specialist
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I know I'm not the only one that gets these from time to time… I thought I'd share the one I just had.

A little background… I was pretty sick for a couple of weeks and didn't eat much. Haven't had a beer or a cigarette in a couple weeks either. I've really been craving shit food and sugar, so I decide that I was going to stop and buy me a Rootbeer (gave up drinking pop a few months back) on my way home. What a mistake that was!

I walk into the gas station like I was on a beer run, straight to the cooler I go to grab my goods and get the hell back outa the place. I grab my Rootbeer, turn around and staring me in the face was a bag of Hot Fries… Fuck it, I've been good for a long time, I deserve these. In my hand they go and I notice the Reese's…. Oh damn, I never get these (I've got kid with a peanut allergy). I'll be damned if the king size didn't jump at me like a ninja! Ok, now get your stupid ass outa the damn store!!!

Well…. For some reason I didn't listen to that voice in my head this time and I end up in front of the jerky. I'll be damned if they didn't have a new flavor that I'd never tried before. Now I'm standing there with both hands full… I walk up to the counter and the nice lady tells me about the sale on the GIANT gas station cookies. I think to myself "2 for $2! You gotta get 2 for that price!!!" So I did… (that lady must have thought I just smoked 5 lbs of weed)

That was stupid and this is why I never stop anywhere when I'm out. I end up spending $20 in damn gas station on nothing! Fuggen idiot…sitting on my couch with the worst stomach ache then when I was sick!!! I ate everything except one cookie, my body doesn't know what to do right now… I'm smiling, but I'm crying. It was worth it, but it wasn't.
 

moundhill

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There's guys at work that will eat out every day for lunch. So there's about 8 or 9 bucks. Then they'll play scratch offs lile they're going out of style. It's amazing how many people make gas stations and fast food part of their daily routine.
 

xbowguy

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I kept track of this before. Eating fast food for lunch regular. And stopping to buy smokes along with the other convenience store goodies. The figures for a week will shock you. The monthly figure is a car payment or more.
 

Bigslam51

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I kept track of this before. Eating fast food for lunch regular. And stopping to buy smokes along with the other convenience store goodies. The figures for a week will shock you. The monthly figure is a car payment or more.
It's ridiculous. There's a foreman at our other plant that gets Wendy's everyday before work. I figure at least $5 a day, there's $150 a month on some nasty ass fast food.
 

finelyshedded

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There's guys at work that will eat out every day for lunch. So there's about 8 or 9 bucks. Then they'll play scratch offs lile they're going out of style. It's amazing how many people make gas stations and fast food part of their daily routine.

That's crazy Jake! I wish scratch offs were banned and the casinos would disappear TOO!
 

Jackalope

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That's crazy Jake! I wish scratch offs were banned and the casinos would disappear TOO!

I don't wish they were banned but I wish the state either sold them through vending and kiosks or at their own lottery stores. Nothing infuriates me more than waiting behind someone while they try to figure out what scratch off tickets want. Then they get the total, count the money they have and try to decide on what three additional tickets they want. I always want to yell at them "it's a gas station not a fucking black jack table!"
 

giles

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Alaska doesn't do scratch offs, they do pull tabs. They are set up to sell them at a couple of bars or they have their own store. Kinda nice and never knew how nice that was until I moved back to Ohio.