I know I'm not the only one that gets these from time to time… I thought I'd share the one I just had.
A little background… I was pretty sick for a couple of weeks and didn't eat much. Haven't had a beer or a cigarette in a couple weeks either. I've really been craving shit food and sugar, so I decide that I was going to stop and buy me a Rootbeer (gave up drinking pop a few months back) on my way home. What a mistake that was!
I walk into the gas station like I was on a beer run, straight to the cooler I go to grab my goods and get the hell back outa the place. I grab my Rootbeer, turn around and staring me in the face was a bag of Hot Fries… Fuck it, I've been good for a long time, I deserve these. In my hand they go and I notice the Reese's…. Oh damn, I never get these (I've got kid with a peanut allergy). I'll be damned if the king size didn't jump at me like a ninja! Ok, now get your stupid ass outa the damn store!!!
Well…. For some reason I didn't listen to that voice in my head this time and I end up in front of the jerky. I'll be damned if they didn't have a new flavor that I'd never tried before. Now I'm standing there with both hands full… I walk up to the counter and the nice lady tells me about the sale on the GIANT gas station cookies. I think to myself "2 for $2! You gotta get 2 for that price!!!" So I did… (that lady must have thought I just smoked 5 lbs of weed)
That was stupid and this is why I never stop anywhere when I'm out. I end up spending $20 in damn gas station on nothing! Fuggen idiot…sitting on my couch with the worst stomach ache then when I was sick!!! I ate everything except one cookie, my body doesn't know what to do right now… I'm smiling, but I'm crying. It was worth it, but it wasn't.
A little background… I was pretty sick for a couple of weeks and didn't eat much. Haven't had a beer or a cigarette in a couple weeks either. I've really been craving shit food and sugar, so I decide that I was going to stop and buy me a Rootbeer (gave up drinking pop a few months back) on my way home. What a mistake that was!
I walk into the gas station like I was on a beer run, straight to the cooler I go to grab my goods and get the hell back outa the place. I grab my Rootbeer, turn around and staring me in the face was a bag of Hot Fries… Fuck it, I've been good for a long time, I deserve these. In my hand they go and I notice the Reese's…. Oh damn, I never get these (I've got kid with a peanut allergy). I'll be damned if the king size didn't jump at me like a ninja! Ok, now get your stupid ass outa the damn store!!!
Well…. For some reason I didn't listen to that voice in my head this time and I end up in front of the jerky. I'll be damned if they didn't have a new flavor that I'd never tried before. Now I'm standing there with both hands full… I walk up to the counter and the nice lady tells me about the sale on the GIANT gas station cookies. I think to myself "2 for $2! You gotta get 2 for that price!!!" So I did… (that lady must have thought I just smoked 5 lbs of weed)
That was stupid and this is why I never stop anywhere when I'm out. I end up spending $20 in damn gas station on nothing! Fuggen idiot…sitting on my couch with the worst stomach ache then when I was sick!!! I ate everything except one cookie, my body doesn't know what to do right now… I'm smiling, but I'm crying. It was worth it, but it wasn't.