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Bear on the roof

giles

Cull buck specialist
Supporting Member
A man in Hayward Wisconsin wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough..there's an ad for "Sawyer county bear Removers."
He calls the number and the man says he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, 12-gauge shotgun, and a mean heavily scarred old pit bull.

"What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks.

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and I’ll knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls
off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."

He then hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."
 

teej89

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NE PA
HAHAHA oh shit! My dad has been telling me this joke since been 12 (15yrs) it's one of the two of the only jokes he knows. It's a good'n!
 

Ricer2231

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