A peace offering? I need Joes advice
- Thread starter Diablo54
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Wtf! I think that means you can deer and turkey hunt, as long as you provide her with squirrel stew.
I agree J. I'm thinking she is a little lonely.rotflmao
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DO NOT put the squirrel on her porch. Not sure I would touch it with my hands.
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DO NOT put the squirrel on her porch. Not sure I would touch it with my hands.
I think she wants you to cum play with her fury little squirrel... She did put it on your doorstep after all.
Dude, make a stew, then go visit her with the hot pot of stew and ask if she'd like to share it with you.
But you've got to wear tighty-whitey underwear on the outside of your pants. To signal your extra friendly intentions.
Bring some crackers. Saltines. Eat 'em in her bed. If she don't kick you out, you can deer hunt. rotflmao
No, Tay, being serious - do not fuck with this shit. It's real. Just let it go. Give that squirrel a respectful burial and let it go.
But you've got to wear tighty-whitey underwear on the outside of your pants. To signal your extra friendly intentions.
Bring some crackers. Saltines. Eat 'em in her bed. If she don't kick you out, you can deer hunt. rotflmao
No, Tay, being serious - do not fuck with this shit. It's real. Just let it go. Give that squirrel a respectful burial and let it go.
Interesting...it seems I may have been wrong, she doesn't want you to munch her squirrel.
http://www.badwitch.co.uk/2008/04/squirrel-mythology.html?m=1
http://www.badwitch.co.uk/2008/04/squirrel-mythology.html?m=1
Buckmaster
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I'd skin the squirrel and eat it, then return the skinned out remains back to her porch doorstep.
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