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Sheep farmers ....

Outdoorsfellar

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Maggie, a blonde Irish girl, marries a New Zealand sheep farmer.
One morning, on his way out to check on the stock, farmer John says to Maggie, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our ewes today.
I drove a nail into the rail above her stall in the barn. You show him where the sheep is when he gets here, OK?'
So then the farmer leaves for the fields.
After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.
Maggie takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of ewes and when she sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one...right here.'
Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks,
'Tell me lady, how did you know this is the one to be bred?'
That's simple, by the nail over its stall', Maggie explains very confidently.
Then the man asks, 'What's the nail for?'
She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence, says,

'I guess it's to hang your trousers on.'