Have you ever wondered what the difference is between granddad's and grandma's? Well here it is.
There was a loving granddad who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on the weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5 year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time-pancakes,ice cream, candy-just him and his granddaughter.
One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed.He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her granddad who was still in bed. Well did you enjoy your ride with grandma? He asked.
Not really Papa, it was boring. We didn't see a single asshole, queer,piece of shit,horse's ass,socialist left wing Obama lover,blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper or son of a bitch anywhere we went.
We just drove around and grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun.
Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it.
There was a loving granddad who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on the weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5 year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time-pancakes,ice cream, candy-just him and his granddaughter.
One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed.He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her granddad who was still in bed. Well did you enjoy your ride with grandma? He asked.
Not really Papa, it was boring. We didn't see a single asshole, queer,piece of shit,horse's ass,socialist left wing Obama lover,blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper or son of a bitch anywhere we went.
We just drove around and grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun.
Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it.
