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Outdoorsfellar

Dignitary Member
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I have the distinguished honor of being on the Committee to raise $50,000,000 for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton.* We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore, until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed.* It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside her husband William J. Clinton, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference.


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We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all.* He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was.* He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.

Thank you,
Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee
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p.s. The Committee has raised $.16 so far