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I am 94 yrs old

Boarhead

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Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us on the night of April 1st what happened?
Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there on my swing on the front porch, when a young man comes creeping up and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?
Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?
Old lady:
He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?
Old Lady:
No
Defense Attorney:
Why not?
Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my husband died 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney:
What happened next?
Old Lady:
He began to rub all over my body.
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?
Old Lady:
No, i did not.
Defense Attorney:
Why not.
Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years.
Defense Attorney:
What happened next?
Old Lady:
Well by then I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down and told him Take me, young man. Take me now!
Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?
Old Lady:
Hell No! He just yelled, April Fool!
And that's when I shot the little bastard.