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Chinese marriage

Boarhead

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A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.

On their wedding night she cowers under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into
bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. My darring; he whispers, I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten.
I promise you, I give you anyfing you want, I do anyfing - juss anyfing you want.

You juss axe. Whatchu want? he says. trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back,
I want to try something I have hear about from odda girls. Numbaaa 69.

More thoughtful silence from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her.... You want: "garlic chicken wif snow peas"?