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Yellow snow

Ohiosam

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The snow had fallen overnight, and everything was white and clean.

Except, in the parking down from Hillary's office, right in front of her window, someone had left a writing, yellow letters carefully peed in the snow.

"Hillary's a bitch" it read.

Needless to say, the Hillary was fuming and ranting and screaming and being really pissed off, scorching her Security Chief's ears, wanting answers now and then, and the head of the culprit.

A few hours later, the man was back. "Ma'am, we've got results..."

"Who's the bastard??"

"Well, Ma'am... The thing is, we run several tests..."

"And what do they say, these tests?"

"Er... DNA... The DNA is Bill's..."

As she starts choking and getting all red in the face before the great eruption, the man continues:

"But the graphology tests... The handwriting is your secretary's."