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The "Captain Obvious" Test

1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A: His last one.

2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A: On the bottom of the page.

3. River Ravi flows in which state?
A: A liquid state.

4. What is the main reason for Divorce?
A: Marriage.

5. What is the main reason for Exams?
A: Failure.

6. What can you never eat for Breakfast?
A: Lunch & Dinner.

7. What looks like half an apple?
A: The other half.

8. If you threw a red stone into the Blue Sea, what would it become?
A: Simply, a wet stone.

9. How can a man go 8 days without sleeping?
A: Easy, sleep at night.

10. How can you lift and elephant with one hand?
A: You can never lift an elephant that has 1 hand.

11. If you had 3 oranges and 4 apples in one hand and in the other hand you had 4 oranges and 3 apples, what would you have?
A: Very large hands.

12. If it took 8 men 10 hours to build a brick wall, how long would it take 4 men to build it?
A: No time at all. The wall was already built.

13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor, without it cracking?
A: Any way you want, as a concrete floor is very hard to crack.

14. How far can you run into a woods?
A: Half way, then you're running out.

15. How many species of animals did Moses load onto the Ark?
A: None. That was Noah's program.

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