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They Don't Like that in Heaven

God visited a woman in a vision and told her she would have to give up smoking, drinking and sex if she wanted to get into heaven.

The woman vowed to try her best.

God visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting along.

"Not bad," said the woman. "I've given up smoking and drinking and done my best to avoid sex. But then I bent over to get something out of the freezer and my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs, and the bottom of my shapely rear end. He pulled up my skirt, moved my thong to one side and made love to me right then and there."

"They don't like that in heaven," said God.

The woman replied, "They're not too happy about it in Costco, either!"